once-a-polecat:

kimmywithay:

dresswellactbad:

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

Nothing will ruin your 30’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

Friends, I’ve got news for you about your 40s, you’ll never believe this but…

randomfandomteacher:

adobsonartworks:

dragon-in-a-fez:

this bitch empty, TWEET

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use

saveskum:

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The lovely shapes and colors of our companion’s eyes.

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

everythingfox:

So clumsy

“oh no I am falling, I hope a big strong delivery man is here to catch me”